Salty Heifer Graphic T-Shirt — Funny Ranch Cow Tee

Wear this shirt when you want to lean into salty humor and slow, sun-soaked afternoons. The garment-dyed cotton has a worn-in softness that settles around you like a familiar joke. Short sleeves and a relaxed, heavyweight cut sit comfortably at the edges of a day spent on porches, by beach ramps, or swapping stories over a cooler. The faded, lived-in color works with everyday denim or cutoff shorts, and the cheeky “Maybe you want to be a Salty Heifer” vibe reads like an inside line between friends — playful, a little defiant, and totally at ease. Sized to include broader fits and plenty of colorways, this tee becomes the one you reach for when you want attitude without effort.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, durable construction
- No side seams and double-needle stitching for clean look and strength
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk sizing and 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean