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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Sweatshirt — Funny Skeleton Retro Crewneck

$37.12

Colors: Cocoa

Sizes: S

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

This midweight crewneck sweatshirt brings dry, dark humor to quiet evenings and slow mornings. Washed-brown fabric and a faded cream print show a trio of dancing skeletons beneath the blunt line: "Everything hurts and I'm dying." The tone is wry and candid — the kind of piece you reach for when you want to admit exhaustion without saying a word. It settles softly over your shoulders, offering a relaxed, lived-in feel that pairs with ripped jeans, a beanie, or a stack of coffee cups on the table. Wear it to low-key hangouts, late-night study sessions, or lazy Sunday walks when you’d rather laugh at life than explain it.

Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (fiber blend varies by color)
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, classic fit
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex for stretch-and-recovery
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look
- Tear-away and DTF inner neck labels; REACH certified, made in Bangladesh

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 80% cotton, 20% polyester (Sport Grey is 75% cotton, 25% polyester; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester)

Dropped shoulders

Dropped shoulders give the garment a relaxed fit and feel

1x1 Ribbed cuffs and bottom hem with spandex

Allows the sweatshirt to stretch as it's put on, afterwards going back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted garment

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes garment more attractive

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels offered by a variety of print partners are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

REACH certified

Country of origin

Made in Bangladesh

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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