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Funny Skeleton Tank Top — "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" Workout & Halloween Tank

$27.53
Sizes: XS
Colors: Black
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
Lightweight and unapologetically honest — this jersey tank pairs soft, breathable cotton with a deadpan sense of humor. The front features a vintage-style skeleton trio beneath the words “EVERYTHING HURTS AND I’M DYING,” rendered in a worn, off-white print that pops against the black fabric. Wear it during long gym sessions, slow Sunday recovery days, or layered under an open shirt for nights out. The retail fit and Tear-away label keep the feel casual and comfortable, while side seams help the silhouette hold its shape wash after wash. It’s for people who laugh at their own exhaustion and want clothing that speaks that language with a wink.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends available)
- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with side seams to maintain shape
- Self-fabric binding and tear-away label for clean, comfortable edges
- Runs true to size; made in Nicaragua and meets flammability requirements

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams

With side seams

Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support

Self fabric binding

Self fabric binding

Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment

Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

WashingBleachingDryingIroningDrycleaning

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

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